variedverses:

Well so much for hoping the pair were just a horny couple and not a murder in progress… Spider-Man was quick to shoot a web line at the red-head’s back and yank her off the bleeding man, hopefully in time to save him.

"Okay, I’m not sure how they do things in creepy-vampire-chick town, but in New York we kinda frown on eating people."

She was so not in the mood. The yank tugged her jacket a bit, but Ivy’s feet were firmly planted still. He was stronger than the average human, she’d admit— but fairly stupid for trying to deprive a supernatural being of her snack.

Her neck made a grotesque snap as she spun her head to glare at the masked vigilante. “Look, kid,” she snarled, “you really don’t want to tangle with me.” Ha. How punny of her. 

variedverses:

"Whoa, lady. I don’t think your date’s that into biting. you know, judging by the look of terror on his face."

She removed her fangs from the man’s throat, her face and shirt stained with crimson. “Who said he was my date, spandex? I don’t date meals.”

Not particularly in the mood for banter, or being interrupted, she replaced her mouth over the gurgling individual, draining him. 

reading god awful starters people tag zach in omfg these are gold

sobertwentyfourseven:

People call me the King.

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But if you’re nice enough, I’ll let ya call me Gary.

Yeah? Well people don’t call me anything. Y’know— since I’m eating them and everything.

Maybe if you’re nice enough I won’t pull your kidneys out. How’s that sound, Gary?

laney up in peoples faces about followin me look at this kid

wow i lost a lot of followers

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS

mikey-angelo:

Dumb half-assed art and and mentions of the 170+ followers I have?!

Gasp! This must mean that the lazy-ass mod here is finally going to do something productive! How incredible! Yes, this is an art giveaway! Yay!

No giveaway blogs reblog this please.

Prizes:

So yeah.

This ends in May 15th I guess???

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons